The Sequel to Snakes on a Plane...
Snakes in a School. That's right. In the middle of the faculty meeting several teachers noticed something fall from the ceiling. While I was in the middle of asking a question, I noticed a baby snake squirming across the floor and (yes I'm a dork) I said "and by the way, there's a snake behind you." Then I see one of the assistant principles jump over the counter and several other people jump up on chairs. Turns out it was just a baby rat snake (not poisonous). But therein lies the problem: baby snake = mama snake AND more babies... IN THE CEILING. Gross.
You went back to work for this? Just Kidding. We have had snakes in our school too--I think it comes from being in the middle of what used to be a field. Still it is freaky and gross and not a good working environment, well maybe for science teachers...