liar

So there's this liar named Patrice... She claims that I never update my blog. That is so clearly untrue--as evidenced by the fact that I'm posting now. Naturally, that means I post all the time and never let it go a month without giving it some attention. Who would do such a thing? Not me. And I certainly wouldn't post while she was in the middle of Jonah's bandage change so that she didn't know that I was calling her a liar. Never.

For the rest of you non-liars out there, I have included a picture of my big 'ole pregnant self. White is a good color when one is trying to make themselves look less whale-ish. (Not so much when trying to not look super pale. And what is on the side of my face?) I'm 34 weeks, so go ahead and get your Shamu jokes in now (James).